Nunsense is a musical comedy by Dan Goggin.
Five of the 19 surviving Little Sisters of Hoboken, a missionary order that ran a leper colony on an island south of France, discover that their cook accidentally killed the other fifty-two residents of the convent with her tainted vichyssoise while they were off playing bingo with a group of Maryknolls. Mother Superior has a vision in which she is told to start a greeting card company to raise funds for the burials.