The farce surrounds an assistant bank manager, who lives above his bank with his new bride. When she innocently sends a mail order off for some Scandinavian glassware, what comes back is Scandinavian pornography. The two, along with the bank's frantic chief cashier, must decide what to do with the veritable floods of pornography, photographs, films and eventually girls that threaten to engulf this happy couple.

No Sex Please, We're British is a British comedic play written by Alistair Foot and Anthony Marriott, directed by Ann Antkiw.

Location: Teatro Laurence Olivier, San Jose (A2 C28, next to Sala Garbo)
Entrance fee: ¢ 4500,-; students: ¢ 2000,-
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